Funky Trunks Black Hole Jammer
Item code: 25778758
£ 24.00
RRP: £32.00

 

I’ll give you hip-to-knee coverage with contoured panelling, flatlock stitching and front pouch lining.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and above your knee.

I’m branded with a rubber print Funky Trunks logo and made for durability, warmth and comfort whenever we jam together.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.